DomZday Lifstyle

DomZday Lifstyle

Today marks the start of a new revolutionary diet! It is the result of a lengthy analysis of the entire "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strips collection...  As any self-centered person who creates something, I had to put my name in the title… so I present to you… DomZday Lifstyle!

For only 37 easy payments of $ 100…  no $136…. no $714 $$$ YES!!!!!!

DomZday Lifstyle gives you access to 30 seconds of revolutionary secrets on how to make money… $#*!.... no wait, that’d not right? What I wanted to say was how one can live a healthy, active, happy, and cheerful existence where performance in business, sex, and sports is augmented to new heights.

There is no need to try hard to succeed… You are the embodiment of the culmination of human evolution. Yes, this is your unique chance to become what nature intended. This is the chance for you to play your part… brilliantly, I might add – you are cast as the lead actor now, not simply a passing sheep or tree stump in the background. The curtain is rising; it’s your time to shine, now!

Ok ok…. So if you call in the next 15 minutes, I will cut the price to 14 easy payments of $27!

The DomZday Lifstyle DVD includes:

♀a section for women:

♀ what to eat

♀ what to do

♀ and how to be less of a pain in the a$$...

  

♂a section for men:

♂ what to eat

♂ what to do

♂ and how to avoid being a moron...

More details in the next few days…